re: #1 Walter L. Newton

Then I suspect the Commander in Chief should do something to stop this pronto.

Wow if only there wasn’t a long standing culture of indoctrination and evangelical tribalism inside the armed forces that would take unbelieveable resources and inpainstaking investigation to root out, let along prosecute

Hey, president! Snap your fingers and eliminate organized crime!

Hey, president! Snap your fingers and eliminate rape!

hey president! Snap your fingers and eliminate poverty!

hey president! Snap your fingers and eliminate racism!

hey president! Snap your fingers and eliminate drug addiction!

And when it turns out the president can’t actually weird magic and sprinkle fairy dust WELL I GUESS YHE’S A FAILURE HUR DE HURR TURNS OUT OUR STANDARDS JUST HAPPENED TO ELEVATE MASSIVELY TO UNHEARD OF HEIGHTS ON JANUARY 20TH, 2009