Sometimes I wish I was a science teacher in a school district where I was ordered to “teach the controversy.”

Chapter 1: Coyote tricks Raven into creating the land and sky
Chapter 2: Indra cuts the horizon with his flaming sword
Chapter 3: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Chapter 4: Biblical Genesis
Chapter 5: Enki defeats Tiamat, creating the world from her corpse
Chapter 6: Aliens seeded the Earth via genetic engineering
Chapters 7-18: Actual science