re: #411 AmeriDan

I’m not a well enough established Lizard to run with this quote… so would someone please knock this one out of the park for my sake?

Why You Should Always Empty Your Computer’s Trash Bin

Embroiled in a custody dispute with the man and concerned by the criminal nature of such searches, Owen requested that police search the laptop for illegal content, which, in hindsight, might have been a mistake.

While searching the computer, detectives found no evidence of child pornography, but instead found video files containing footage of Owen performing illicit acts with a dog. In case you were wondering, the dog is believed to be a beagle named Toby. Owen has been charged with two felony bestiality counts despite her explaining to police in their official report that the incident was “just something she did while she was drunk and barely remembers it.”

Other than that, I got nothing.