re: #42 thedopefishlives

On the topic of alcohol, funny story: My boss is on a diet. His wife made him some chili for lunch on Wednesday, and it was AWFUL. So awful that he went to the bar we have in the office, grabbed a bottle of Jameson, and poured some in. Unfortunately for him, it made it worse! After having a hearty laugh, one of my cow-orkers quipped, “Way to ruin a perfectly good whiskey.”

At that point, you toss the food in the trash and spend the calories on the whiskey.