re: #21 ObserverArt

I get the feeling Chuck C. Johnson is a journalistic bull walking down the streets of America. And every damn time he passes in front of a china shop, he sees someone in the very back of the shop wearing red. Target sighted.

He can’t possibly pass up this opportunity that has caught his ‘scrupulous’ eye. We all know what happens next.

CRASH!

Well.

Actually.

>.>

Mythbusters busted both the “bull in a china shop” myth AND the “bull with a red flag” myth.

Bulls are a) surprisingly graceful at avoiding shelves and b) much more attracted to motion than color.