Sorry folks…Florida wins the prize for having the worst drivers on the road, remember 80% of them range in age from 75 to 105 years old. They drive Buicks and are identified by the white, puffy hair that is visible just above the steering wheel but far below the headrest. The women drive 25 mph, the men are aggressive as hell and put Nascar drivers to shame.

Snowbird season is September through April… those are the months that we buckle up, say three Hail Mary’s and pray like hell we make it to our destination.