re: #426 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Once I heard that the Mayflower stopped at Plymouth Rock because they ran out of beer.

Please don’t correct me if that’s wrong!

Well, the damn voyage took 66 days.

“And John Crackstone did smite ye Rock, and ye Rock did split asunder with a Crack, and Beer and Ale and Honey and Water and Blood and Wine and Gin and Whiskey and Mead did spill forth, each from its several Place, and there was much Merrymaking that Night, and nine Months later there was great Increase among the People and Dogs.”