GLENN: WHY DIDN’T THEY PUT SNOWDEN ON THE COVER, THEN IT WOULD BE ALL ABOUT MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE!!!!
(We need a Glenn Greenwald font, the regular wingnut font doesn’t do justice)

I just spent 20 minutes trying to understand the Rolling Stone “controversy” and now I’d pay money to have it all bleached from my brain

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) July 17, 2013