re: #26 Bagua

Good grief, you’re not on the run from the law again are you?

But on a serious note, I found out today that the state of Ohio is one gigantic speed trap. Honestly, I’ve never seen so many state troopers lurking to nail the unwary. They should take a page from Sarah Palin’s book and just shoot speeders from helicopters.

Along I-70 there was a cop lurking at every second median-strip turnaround.

Avoid Ohio if at all possible; if you can’t, set your cruise control to two mph below the posted speed limit and pray your speedometer is accurate.