re: #407 Cannadian Club Akbar

I will have to say a golfer is more athletic than a jockey.

The thing about golf is, the better you get, the less athletic you have to be. After all, a low score means you have to swing the club fewer times, and chances are your ball is taking the shortest distance to the pin so you don’t have to walk as far away from the cart path.

What I want to know is why they don’t have those cute girls with the beer carts driving around PGA tournaments. I know John Daly would appreciate it.