re: #44 A Cranky One

Mrs Cranky used to be the massage therapist for the Quad City Mallards during their great years and had the opportunity before and after games to meet a lot of players from other teams. So whenever we go to games, she points out players she’s met or knows. Has lots of good stories for most of them. She also enjoys annoying me by telling me which of them have cute butts…

…I suppose the proper response is not “I’m jealous.”