And for the Yinzers, a Christmas carol:

Yinz Better wahtch aht
Yinz better not paht
Yinz better not cry, I’m tellin’ yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin’ dahntahn

He’s makin’ a list
He’s checkin’ it aht
He’s gown find aht who’s nebby an ‘at
Santa Clause is commin’ dahntahn

He knows if you’re a jagoff
He can see inside your hahs
He knows if yinz been workin’ hard
Or sittin’ on your cahch

Yinz Better wahtch aht
Yinz better not paht
Yinz better not cry, I’m tellin’ yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin’ dahntahn

(edit - Gah! Mis-spelled Santa)