Seriously, this guy is 31 years old (or thereabouts), went to visit his great-grandma in Jackson, KY, for summer vacations and that makes him some sort of expert on Appalachian life where everyone is just like his family: violent lazy welfare alcoholic drug-addicted moochers because (and this really pisses me off) they are Scots-Irish and that’s how ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE BEHAVE.