re: #436 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

CYBORG BEETLES!? They’re trying to undercut my piranha-chihuahua project, THE BASTARDS!

I was trying to tell you that sticking to death rays is the way to go… I have never had a pesky double 0 agent push my self destruct button back in my lair…

Why?

Because I do not feed them to cyborgs or mutant beavers or any of that. I do not make speeches about how my trained otterpusses are going to grab them in their eight paws and gnaw them to death.

Rather, I just shoot them. With a gun. The big laser is for doing other interesting things, like making popcorn from orbit, giving some people unexpectedly dark sun tans etc…

The neutron death ray is for blackmailing France - no one cares and they surrendered - and OH yeah who gets to see Sarko’s wife when he is away (part of the surrender terms)… You got it baby…

So please take it from me… switch to death rays, clean neat efficient. You can still monologue after the 00 agent is dead - or you can do what I do and get back to banging French supermodels who just love a man with a death ray…