re: #447 Anymouse

Isn’t Mr. Starr the last major character in the character assassination/bogus impeachment of Bill Clinton that wasn’t involved in some sort of sex scandal? Party of family values my liberal behind.

My conservative and religious first wife divorced me because I developed epilepsy, apparently channelling Newt Gingrich. My wife now would stand over my injured body and fight off a pack of bandits with a spoon.

My wife has some silverware from her parents that I tell her I want around when the zombie apocalypse occurs. The joint between the handle and head is about 3/16” thick. I’ll see if I can get a spoon for your wife.