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Blind Frog Belly White9/20/2014 4:33:29 pm PDT

re: #40 Dark_Falcon

What are they like as pets? I imagine you’d have to be willing to run with them for them to be happy.

They’re excellent pets, quiet, loving, grateful, and surprisingly low voltage. Owners call them 40 mph couch potatoes.

The male is very active for a Greyhound, which means he’s like the world’s laziest Border Collie, on Quaaludes. Once a day, he’ll run circles around the circular garden for about 2-5 minutes, then come in, flop down, and pant. Beyond that, two walks of about a mile each, and he’s fine. Most Greyhounds are less active than that.