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Onion: Special Boy with Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee

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SasquatchOnSteroids5/08/2009 9:34:52 pm PDT

re: #463 Kosh’s Shadow

He..he… he’s a joke, son.

Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared ‘em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That’s a joke, son. A flag waver. You’re built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin’ ‘em and you keep missin’ ‘em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.