re: #459 Cannadian Club Akbar

I would say let’s make a drinking game for every “um” and “oh” President Hopeandchange says, but we would all be dead.

But with government healthcare, they’ll just bring us back from the dead! And if that fails, well, we can all spend eternity voting in Illinois!

re: #453 MandyManners

I don’t know if I could fawn well enough to be granted admission. If so, then my guffaws and snorts likely would get me booted out. A sure-fire offense would be refering to him as “Fucking Commie Bastard” instead of “Mr. President”.

But, thanks for thinking of me!

For the last six months, I often find myself putting quotes around the word President. I figure it’s the most respectful way to disrespect him.