Congresscritters work maybe half the year. They work way less than 40 hours a week, way less than eight hours a day. They take more vacations, get more long weekends. Most of them are already multimillionaires.

Elect me president, and their pay rate will plummet and they’ll start going to jail for accepting bribes. (And the only way Republicans will stay out of prison will be if they manage to get to a plane and fly to Russia before the cops catch them.)