re: #2 Simply Sarah

Rudy at the front of the GOP field in a poll months and months before the first primary and where he’s not really running much yet? Why does this all seem strangely familiar…

Pollsters are desperately throwing shit at the walls and hoping to see something stick.
Gingrich! (Fuck! Did he have to say the truth about Ryan’s plan?)
Daniels! (Damn…doesn’t want the trouble of running against these other nuts)
Bachmann! - never mind
Palin! wait…we’re not THAT desperate yet.
Huntsman! What do you mean…he’s Mormon too!?!
Giuliani!
Huckabee!
Somebody call Hilary…see if she’s interested in switching parties…we’re dying here!