re: #30 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Props that they can spell “masturbators” correctly—very rare among RWNJs…but then they can’t spell “idolators”?

It’s idolater.
Dang it.
Engraved forever in my memory because that’s the word that knocked me out of the national spelling bee in junior high — 14th place in the Colorado-Wyoming spell-off, 1970.

**SNIFF!!!!!**