Speaking of dikes and gardening……
My fat lesbian neighbor is trying to mow her lawn. She’s so fat that she has to be in one of those scooter things. I try not to get too involved because I don’t want to become somebody’s care taker. A few weeks ago her knees gave out while trying to get a pile of cakes and cookies from her car to her house. It was really depressing bushing the dirt off frosting and helping her up again.
Well, I can’t stand watching this so I’m off to mow a fucking lawn. Looks like it’s going to gain soon.