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Tuesday Night Jam: Nick Johnston, "Weakened by Winter"

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lawhawk2/01/2017 9:57:39 am PST

re: #470 makeitstop

Ah, the Chairborne Rangers and Barcalounger Battalion.

Joe - Hey, let’s get our hunting rifles out and stop the government.
Bob - sure, I’ve got 3,000 rounds and even a 50 cal in my bunker. Help me get them?

/cue bunker on Military base 500 miles away.
Pilot: UAV has targets in sight. Weapons are free.
Commander: You may fire when ready
Pilot: UAV fire - on the way.

Joe - you hear something?
Bob? Did I leave the washing machine on?
*poof*

Yeah, these guys have no clue. If the government wants to go and deprive you of your life, there’s not much you can do. You might get off a few shots, but be sure that superior firepower belongs in the hands of the government.

Tanks.

You’re welcome.