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Man Convicted of Groping Minnie Mouse

A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Walt Disney World.
John William Moyer of Cressona, Pa., told the judge he is innocent. His son said before sentencing that his father would never inappropriately touch a woman.

“A woman? Never. Giant anthropomorphised mice? Probably.”