Where do people like this come from?

Swastika-Touting UFO Cult Plans Topless Protest

We’d give this a hearty “only in Miami,” but that doesn’t cover the interplanetary bent — and universally recognized looniness — of a group who plans to doff their tops on Lincoln Road on Sunday.

Members of the UFO religion International Ralian Movement say they will protest Sunday at 4 p.m. against what they call sexist laws that prevent women from going topless as men do.

They plan to get their point across with pasties, men in red bras, and signs bearing a swastika inside a Star of David, the international symbol of the Ralians.

That’s usually trouble enough — protests greeted the group at a 1992 gathering at the Eden Roc — but this time, the Ralians will be within yards of the Holocaust Memorial.