re: #467 Lidane

I can’t stop myself:

Newman and Kramer try to pawn off old man’s records:

Ron: I’ll give you five bucks.

Kramer: Five bucks???

Newman: Well, you know how much those records are worth!?

Ron: Yeah, I do… Fi’ dollars.

Newman: Those records are worth more than five dollars!

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] He’s gyppin’ us…

Newman: You’re gyppin’ us!

Ron: Well, whattya got here, y’know, you got “Don Ho: Live At Honolulu”,

you got “Jerry Vale Sings Italian Love Songs” you got Sergio Mendes,

now come on…

Kramer: Wait, wait, wait… Sergio Mendes has a cult following.

Newman: They follow him like a cult.

Kramer: He can’t even walk down the street in South America…

Ron: Look, that’s his problem, alright? Now you don’t like it, too bad.

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] I don’t like it…

Newman: I don’t like it.

Ron: Well, then get the Hell out of my store, alright? You bring me

something decent, I’ll give you some money.

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] Alright, well be back, jack.

Newman: Alright, well be back… *jack*!

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Meanwhile, back at Bleeker Bob’s, er, I mean, Ron’s on Bleeker, Kramer and

Newman have brought Ron the clerk “something decent”.

Ron: Twenty bucks.

Newman: Twenty bucks?!? Are you out of your mind?

Ron: Well, take it or leave it.

Newman: Take it or leave it!? We got *Al Jolson* here, *Al Jolson*!!

Ron: Now what the Hell do I care about Al Jolson. I’d just assume her

you sing “Mammy”. Heh heh heh…

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] This guy’s nothin’ but a piece of crap…

Newman: You are nothing but a piece of crap.

Ron: Pardon me?

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] A piece of crap…

Newman: A piece of crap.

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] I find you extremely ugly…

Newman: I find you extremely ugly.

Ron: *Do* you?

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] You emit a foul and unpleasant odour…

Newman: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.

Ron: Oh, is that right?

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] I *loathe* you…

Newman: I *loathe* you.

Ron: That’s it. Get out of my store!

Kramer: [In Newman’s ear] Make us.

Newman: Make us!

Ron: Oh, I’ll make you!

As Ron jumps the counter to get at the boys, we cut to Jerry’s