O/T

This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper
one Sunday. The
Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would
You Fix the Economy?”
This guy nailed it!

Dear President Obama,

Patriotic retirement:

There’s about 40 million people over 50 in the work
force.

Pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered -
Auto Industry
fixed..

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed.

They could call this instant relief program the
“Fifties Asset Relief
Tender”…… or F.A.R.T. ….