My list of Debate Excuses needed updating

1. John Kerry was debate trainer
2. Altitude in Denver
3. Moderator was unfair
4. Been up being Presidential since 6am
5. Post debate polling was unfair
6. All a ruse to rope a dope Romney in the second debate
7. Too sophisticated to call out lies
8. Bad lighting
9. Took notes instead of looked at competitor.
10. Wasn’t feeling well.
11. Mitt had notes and Obama didn’t
12. Would have rather been celebrating anniversary
13. Really won debate in Bizzarro universe
14. Won on substance and only lost on style