re: #48 LGF Subscription: Breathes Like Egyptian Cotton

I took my cat in to the vet and he was just causing a fuss and trying to get away. But as soon as the vet shoved the thermometer up his rear he relaxed and started purring and tried to lick the vets hand. The vet said “Awwww, he seems to like it?” as I stood there uncomfortably proud.

I’d like to attribute it to Stockholm Syndrome or something like that.

Maybe “if I pretend to like it they’ll all go away.”