re: #39 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

So I watched the UPS van on their map… and it came back to my neighborhood, the van supposedly was across the street from the driveway up to my place… and now it’s gone away again.

It’s like their algorithm didn’t notice the van just had to go a couple of hundred yards farther… and now it’s over half a mile away, again.

Pro tip, never look at the map. UPS trucks run on a Heisenbergian system that makes it impossible to determine if delivery will occur the second you try to observe the truck’s current location.