re: #436 ryannon

There were and are a couple of snakes in my family.

Will that do?

We may be able to grandfather you in.

re: #437 Decatur Deb

“Parent” I was carefully crafted by the Egyptian. How ‘bout I just send a serial-numbered scale? More Lizard than Lizard, that’s my motto.

First you turn out not to be a girl lizard, now you tell me you’re a skin-job. We may have problems.

re: #446 Floral Giraffe

Um, is it OK to put Charles on my lizard nirth certificate?

Charles is your daddy? I’ll never downding you again! [grovels sycophantically]