re: #483 avanti

Absolfuckingutely The Navy already said the boat is going nowhere, but I fear the insurance companies might make a deal that would save the captain and thus the pirates.

I’ve got an even better solution. After we get the captain back, don’t kill the fuckers. Just disarm them and then kick them overboard and steam away. They’re hundreds of miles out at sea, right? Let the sharks deal with them.