re: #485 Slumbering Behemoth
What do you take me for, a sucker? You’re obviously just a shill for the Tentacle Lobby, and I will hear no more of your subversive propaganda!
By His Slippery Suckers! Foiled once more in my dastardly plan to subvert humanity! Next time I’ll put some fur on that Cuttlefish and have it hold up some witty text - I’ll call it a.. CEPHALOL! Yes.. that will surely excite the lame brains of the internet making them ready for consumption!
Seriously though, remember that not all tentacles are evil. Just the purple ones.