I don’t plan to check out anytime soon but I’m 71 and it never hurts to be prepared. I’ve had a huge falling out with my Nazarene minister brother, who has gone full Q-Ball, so the new plan is to have my Baptist preacher son-in-law preside at my funeral. He is 43 so he has a much better chance of out-living me than my crazed brother anyway. As always, I have instructed him to keep the preachifying to a minimum, though he is welcome to pass the plate if he likes.