1. Rooting for England against Algeria? Isn’t it polite to root for a former colony against a traditional enemy? (OK, I know they had some serious Algeria problems, but hell, it’s ENGLAND.)

2. What does it mean to ‘distribute popular soups containing pork’? Do they have soup kitchens, or soup festivals, or what?

3. Pam, you know how you like to tell people like me that we’re only being nice to Muslims in the hopes that they’ll kill us last? These folks won’t kill you and me last. We’re number two on the list, and only because they’re more scared of the Muslims than they are of us.