re: #2 BongCrodny

Ensign Pulverized.

Doug Roberts: Frank, I like you. There’s no getting around the fact that you’re a real likable guy.
Ensign Pulver: Yeah? Yeah!
Doug Roberts: But…
Ensign Pulver: But what?
Doug Roberts: Well, I also think you’re the most hapless, lazy, disorganized, and in general most lecherous person I’ve ever known in my life.
Ensign Pulver: I am not!
Doug Roberts: You’re not what?
Ensign Pulver: I am not disorganized!