Fox News host: DOMA ruling a ‘conservative victory’ because it makes gays less slutty

Fox News talk show co-host Greg Gutfeld told a panel on Wednesday’s episode of “The Five” that he believes the Supreme Court’s rulings on same sex marriage are actually “a huge conservative victory” because it will make LGBT people less promiscuous, then suggested that it’s time “gay activists” just give it a rest already and focus on “radical Islam.”

“Yeah, I don’t have any legal expertise in this matter whatsoever,” Gutfeld said. “I feel that this is a huge conservative victory, because you can no longer deprive someone of an extremely traditional value that makes you life better by curtailing promiscuity and destructive lifestyles.”

“Talking about myself,” he added, “marriage to my wife made me a better man. I want to impose that value on others, because that’s what rightwingers do.”

I’m beginning to think fucktarded is an actual serious medical disability which makes people conservative.