Why don’t you just go tell the cops? Oh, wait. The NSA is no doubt all over this.

Only in Scottsdale does your weed dealer say, “I’ll just leave it for you in the front seat of the boat.”

— TooRatch (@Loonsauce) July 4, 2013

TooRatch ‏@Loonsauce

Only in Scottsdale does your weed dealer say, “I’ll just leave it for you in the front seat of the boat.”

Andrew ‏@Chemdrew_ 4 Jul

@Loonsauce dude… Where do you pick up?? My weed dealer here has a boat in his yard

TooRatch ‏@Loonsauce 4 Jul

@Chemdrew_ Hahaha figures. Union hills and 32nd