re: #14 SanFranciscoZionist

The Oakland PD shot a deer in some lady’s back yard yesterday. The neighbors are NOT pleased.

I once wrote a satirical article on “Urban Varmint Hunting” for a local weekly. I advised would-be hunters to get dark blue or black camouflage for that environment, and arm themselves with .177 airguns or .22s at the most. The best tactic would be to stake out the dumpsters behind fast food places in the local malls, since that is where the biggest rats are known to congregate. Night vision scopes would be a welcome addition to every kit, since this kind of thing attracted, er, unfavorable attention in daylight. It was obviously a spoof but we got dozens of letters condemning me as a maniac for advocating reckless and illegal conduct.