Some thoughts about a movie where the tea baggers actually take on the army:

Trailer: a scene of a Dixie flag getting run over by tank treads.

And it would have to have this scene in it as well:

A burnt our barn, and son is cradling his dying pop, who is bleeding through his ragged bib overalls.

Son: But Pa, Sarah told us we would win! What was this for?

Pa: Son, freedom ain’t free son. It doesn’t matter what we done. It matters that a few stood up to many.

Son: But pa, pa… we was supposed to git em good!

Pa: Ever since them UN troops came in to reinforce the Gub’mint forces, we was licked. But our spirit will live on! Promise me boy! Promise me!

Son: Promise what pa?

Pa: That you will live on to fight for our constitution another day.
Promise that you will keep America white and Christian in your heart. Because as long as you do, the America the founding fathers believed in will never die.

Pa expires…

Son: Nooo! I promise Pa. I promise!