Santa Claus was originally supposed to be the fourth wise man, who was going to bring Baby Jesus a toy camel, but he followed the North Star instead of the Star of Bethlehem. As punishment for his sin, God has cursed him to dwell eternally at the North Pole, only to be set free one night a year, on the eve of his great transgression. As a penance, and hoping for absolution, Santa leaves presents for all children, hoping that one day, he will live a gift for the second coming of Jesus and finally be granted the peace denied him for so long.

I love being an infidel sometimes.