I also find it jaw-droppingly astonishing to hear her claim that she’s not on a publicity tour, calling it a “celebrate America” tour or some such. Then her kid complains about reporters ruining her vacation. WTF? I mean every family goes on vacation traveling around in a circus bus that says Hey Look At Me! while invading other people’s events to take as much of the attention away from them and direct it towards her as she can. But publicity tour? Who me?