re: #500 Slumbering Behemoth

Perhaps my point was largely muddied by my love of beer and BBQ.

That point being… only fools and pretenders openly brag about the measures with which they secure their property and the safety of their loved ones. Again, loose lips. If I go about speaking openly of such things, I will only invite trouble.

Like boasting on how many gold doubloons I have buried in my back yard. Such talk serves only to entice nefarious treasure seekers.

Ah, I get it. I obviously won’t be using a 125 year old antique rifle for protection, though it would serve if nothing else came to hand.