re: #495 Cato the Elder

Hand-feeding is the best. Getting a shy animal to do that means you’re there!

I really can’t afford to feed stray cats gourmet turkey slices every day and it’s probably not good for them. Toonses came right up to me from day one and said, “I’m cute, feed me bee-yotch, oh, and rub my face, yeah, thaaat’s it. Oh man, gotta wiz, where’s your sandbox? WTF do you mean you don’t have a sand box. Listen sucker, I mean, human, you feed me, you rub my face, you provide me with litter, and don’t get up when I’m curled up in your lap. Them’s the rules. Meow!”