re: #502 Mad Al-Jaffee

“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”

-Slater, Dazed and Confused

My wife used to do something similar.

But now we’re “adults.”

*Sigh*