Have I mentioned lately how much I totally hate Windstream as my one and only available internet provider?
I complained to them months ago about this crap and asked them why my DSL Lite speeds were worse than dialup.
I sent them a speedtest screenshot and they asked me how many other devices did I have on when conducting the speedtest (and all sorts of egg sockpuppets on twitter retweeted that shit).

Well, here tonight, is my screenshot with just my one desktop computer on using Windstream’s own speedtest:

The next closest servers were Chicago and Atlanta.

Yep, on a par with dialup…