re: #50 Carlos Danger

I liked this one, which is on the same site:

Inebriate journalist dubbed ‘Swiss Mr Bean’ reaches for canap and smashes priceless artwork

Smashing

Now, see? You just can’t make that shit up!

Unless, of course, you do. An International Onion? It’s almost too good to be true.

Which makes it too good to be true, of course.