BOOP! BOOP! SHRIEKING HARPY ALERT!

This is such a farrago of FAIL I don’t know where to begin.

Pammy has a new post up, advertising an “intimate evening with Pam Gellar”

Actual text written by her:

I will be speaking in Texas next month for a conservative Republican fundraiser. Did you get your tickets yet? The Republicans in Texas are having an Atlas hoe down throw down. Well not quite that, but it’s Texas, so we’ll have a kick ass good time.

I sense an urban dictionary definition in the making.