The “mutual respect” thing that Bachmann and other Christian people use to describe the idea of submission of wives to husbands makes me spit in disgust. And I’m a guy.

Seriously, other guys here can back me up, having a relationship with an equal person is much more fulfilling and fun than a robot servant Stepford Wife ever would be. If I wanted to be a power-tripping dictator, I’d play Tropico 3.