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The Sinister Pentagon Mosque Conspiracy

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Kragar8/05/2010 7:17:29 pm PDT

re: #496 boxhead

And Lolly Pop Kids?

All true gamers fear the dreaded Gazebo

The tale features a player who is dumbfounded by the game master’s description of a nearby gazebo, as he has never heard of a gazebo. Convinced that he has encountered some sort of monster, he queries the bewildered game master for its specifics in meticulous detail then proceeds to attempt wounding it with an arrow (and, obviously, fails). By the end of the encounter the player, lacking the means to harm a gazebo, opts to flee in desperation; the frustrated game master responds “It’s too late. You’ve awakened the Gazebo; it catches you and eats you.”[2]